Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are pulling out all of the stops when it comes to self-promotion. In their latest stunt, they’ve gotten nude and airbrushed for the promotion of their new Dash store. Ugh. Did you really want to see Sasquatch naked before you had your dinner?

I know, me neither. Kourtney and the Kraken revealed themselves in the buff, and since they couldn’t get Kim, they Photoshopped Kourtney’s face to look like her. It looks like that wasn’t the only thing they Photoshopped, either, isn’t that right ladies? Ick. Nast. In the spirit of selling out and promoting products, U by Kotex sponsored a chat with Kris Jenner, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. The ladies got together to talk about periods and vaginas.